Fenix TX Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste Lyrics

How many wrong turns can I make
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me
But if she won't give it up well that's O.K
I never liked that drunk a__ twelve year old b____ anyway

When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor

How many trips to the E.R will it take?
She gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case
Of the Michelob cause the Lonestar just won't do
And the beer tastes awfully used St. Idesand even special Brew

When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor

(Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)
THE RAP::
Well just clap your hands everybody
and everybody clap your hands
We're lamda lamda lamda and
omega moos
we've come here onstage tonight
to do our show for you
we got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound
that'll make ya move your body down to the ground
we got poindexter on the violin
and louis and gilbert will be joinin in
we got booger presley on the mean guitar
and a rap by little old me lamar
we got tashi beating on his gong
the boys and the moos are clappin along
and just when you thought you seen it all
Along comes jolly green 6 feet tall

When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor
When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor
When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor
When she does it's on
There she goes she's
p___ing on my floor