Weird Al Yankovic Amish Paradis Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
Weird I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
Al But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
Yankovic At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
Amish And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Paradise Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
Songtexte But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Songtext Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Ive churned b___er once or twice
Lyric Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
Liedertexte We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise
Liedertext
A local boy kicked me in the b___ last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
Alle I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
Weird But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
Al An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear b___ons but I got a cool hat
Yankovic And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
Amish If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
Paradise But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Songtexte Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Songtext Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Lyric Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Liedertexte Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
Liedertext We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise
Alle
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of b___er
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Weird Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Al Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be l