MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT)

'Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for

Magic Roundabout...'

'I wonder where Florence is?' ,said Dougal.

'I m over here.' ,said Florence.

'Hello, Florence.' ,said Dougal.

'Hello, Dougal.' ,said Florence.

'Boing!'

'Hello, Florence and Dougal.' ,said Zebadee.

'Hello, Zebadee.' ,said Dougal and Florence.

'Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.' ,said Dillon.

'Hello, Dillon.' ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.

'I say,' ,said Dillon.

'What?' ,said Dougal.

'Booinngg!'

'Pardon?' ,said Zebadee.

'Nothing.' ,Said Dougal.

'I wasn't talking to you.' ,said Zebadee.

'Oh.' ,Said Dougal.

'Dillon.' ,said Dougal.

'Yes.' ,said Dillon.

'I wonder if Florence is a virgin?'

'Drops 'em for certain.' ,said Dillon.

'Booinngg!'

'That s right enough.' ,said Zebadee.

'How do you know?' ,said Dillon.

'Booinngg!'

'To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her hori-

zontal pleasures. Let s face it, Noddy's the biggest ram

round here and he reckons he's scored.' ,said Zebadee.

'I can hear you.' ,said Florence. 'It s not true. Noddy and I

are just good friends.'

'Rubbish' ,said Dougal. 'It s all over the canteen. Anyone

knows about you, you brazen hussy.'

'You lousy old flea-bag' ,said Florence. 'Call yourself a

dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.'

'Booinngg!!'

'Now look here' ,said Zebadee. 'Things are getting out of

hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.'

'It's a crummy story anyway' ,said Dillon stubbornly.

'Booinngg!'

'No, it's not' ,said Zebadee commandingly.

'Who cares?' ,said Dillon dejectedly.

'Well, I like it' ,said Florence, hopefully.

'Ihat's obvious!' ,said everybody, c___ily.

'Booinngg!'

'Now look' ,said Zebadee, 'let's try and get it together.'

'Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more' ,said

Dougal. 'I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.'

'Good riddance' ,said Florence.

'Knickers!' ,said Dougal.

'Ihat's no way to talk to a lady' ,said Dillon (knowing he's

on to a good thing).

'Some lady!' ,said Dougal.

'Oh, p___ off' ,said Dillon.

And Dougal did so, all over Florence.

'Thank you for sticking up for me' ,said Florence.

'Oh, it's nothing, really' ,said Dillon.

'You know I've fancied you for a long time' ,said

Florence.

'I've fancied you too' ,said Dillon.

'Where do we go from here?' ,said Florence.

'Booinngg!!!'

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