Tom:
Sofa...
Danny:
Hyundai...
Dougie:
Administration...
Danny:
YEAH!

Tom:
You said we're manufactured,
You guys have got it wrong,
We did this stupid challenge
And we wrote this song in half an hour.

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Tom:
Oh, in half an hour.

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues.

Danny:
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the stig is.

Tom & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Danny:
Who is the stig?

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Danny:
Our reputation to lose,
When I sing the Top Gear Blues.

Tom:
SOLO! 1,2,3..!

(Danny's guitar solo)

Tom:
1, 2, 3, 4...
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the stig is.

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Tom:
Yeah, who's the stig?

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, hyundai, administration.

Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear...

Dougie:
My p____ grows huge,
When I sing the Top Gear...

Danny:
I'm a little confused,
This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...
ALRIGHT!

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