Bloodhound Gang Yellow Fever Lyrics

Are those nun-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my china girl
When I landed a pam like on the san fran real world
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
Id never been to asia minor but I was gonna bangkok
Like kristy yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about mothra m*a*s*h or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a chinese star but its a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over tokyo and this johnny would woo

I took a shot like jeanette lee put on my moves like bruce lee
I told he every soon yi needs a little woody
She said for all the tea in china my v_____s not free
But my love will linger longer than the ming dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in taiwan I said Im o.k. with that
Just promise me youll never try to eat my cat

c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too
c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too

In j__an the hand is used as a knife
In j__an a mans wifes hand job than can cost him his life
But now this captain kirk has his own sulu
Ill shampoo her foo man chu with lo hung w___ goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new kawasaki
Oh me c____y shes so kinky got me hot like nagasaki
Burnin up like napalm burstin like an a-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in nam

Shes like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
Im a diving kamikaze eating out chinese
First Ill have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
Shell be screaming like godzilla and kickin like jackie chan
Ill get her redder than china wetter than the sea of j__an
Like the chinese new year shes gonna see fireworks
Now be a good c____y and press jimmys shirts

c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too
c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too

Sing c____y sing
One more time
c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too
c____y c____y bang bang c____y bang
c____y c____y bang biddily biddily biddily bang