Ladbroke Pretty Ones Lyrics

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?
Too blind to see they can get anyone they want
Take my friend Stevo for a change
A lot of girls (and guys) are in his range
But he doesn't see,
He looks like the celebrities on TV
Handsome footballer, famous popstar, Don Juan, Casanova all-in-one
He's cool yeah, all the chicks think he's neat.
He could have more p____ than a public toilet-seat
But I can't blame him
He likes to play it safe,
Sarah jessica parker would turn over in her grave
Oh wait, she isn't dead

Yet.