Canibus 100 bars Lyrics

Yeah!!! That's the beat right there.
I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional s___.
So don't try this at home, yo.

Yo, yo, yo
My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5, 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the c___pit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big a__ "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin me
And they would've s_____ed me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
Disguised as a n____ signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin n____s, confusin n____s like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack n____s wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your s___. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp
Back the tougher s___. What a wimp
You giant Goliath. n____s get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad.
My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin mad
Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the formula stashed in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass
Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a n____'s breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask
Spray his a__ with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the n____ choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
n____, pick a tougher task. See who the f___'ll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the a__
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye
Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can't die
A n____ with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames
Dividin myself into 100 ten times
You can't deny the offerin's an offer
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin it on since I been born and I'm a live long
And I'm a be gettin it on till I'm gone
Look at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A n____ like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes
In the wristbones from grippin microphones this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets p___ed off whenever I gets picked on
n____ try to flip and get flipped on
My army march a million strong
Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob
s___tin on n____s drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
Duckin down low like Vietnam fightin the Vietcong
Screamin "incomin" when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all. Attach y'all to the back of my horse
And drag y'all across the m_________in asphalt
9 out of 10 n____s is frauds
You know who you are always talkin about your b____es and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we from two different worlds
You m_________ers really get on my nerves
Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg s___
I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what PRINTS ACROSS 'EM
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more s___
The raw s___. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a m_________er to cross it
I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin
Tell him it's important. Tell him to call Sting 3 way and sing a chorus
Break your camcorders so you m_________ers can't record it
Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
f___ the soft s___ and f___ what y'all think
My album's gold cause my album was the bomb, s___
Y'all n____s got your a__ beat cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
You f___ 'em in the a__, then you give 'em cash for it
That's some sick s___ homeboy
A hundred years ago, they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent. Feminine. Fragile as a feather is
With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
You need to shut the f___ up cause your breath stink
Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
Battlin me you never win
You thought you was the only n____ that could sneak a weapon in?
n____ guess again
Cause after I'm finished wreckin this s___
I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go f___ a lesbian