Will I made a mess of my life
Each time I went left, I should've gone right
And love's no exception to this rule
Cause I turned around I lost you

Now I'm feeling lonesome and blue, just the way I expect to
But there's some things that I could use
To help me deal with this abuse
If French fries were fat free and you still loved me

If French fries were fat free, and you still loved me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me, forget your memory
I'd wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free, and you still loved me

-- Instrumental --

You know the more I think about you the more sense it makes
Cause grease and love both cause heartache
So I raise my glass and toast these things I want the most
Though I probably never see, I can't help but believing

That if French fries were fat free and you still loved me
What a wonderful world this would be
If the whiskey really helped me forget your memory
I'd wear a smile endlessly
If French fries were fat free and you still loved me
Oh, if French fries were fat free and you still loved me

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