MC Chris Illy Oi! Lyrics

mc chris is the s___
Whack mcs line up to perish
There just aint no stoppin him
His parents are so embarrassed
mc chris can't resist
Whack mc's they get so angry
Cuz he aint a part of it
Yet beats them at their own game oh so badly

Illinois boy known to make some noise
Don't collect checks cuz Im unemployed
Used to love hip hop now it sucks like roids
Im here to fill the void lemme hear ya say oi
Im the type of dude that'll rap for food
Rhyme real smooth cuz I don't produce
Mtv said no so Im just on fuse
Everything to gain but nothing to lose

Yeah x7

Well Im the baddest mc switchblade in the mic
Playground player fifth grader for life
Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes
I keep my b____es on a short leash with a tracking device
My name is mc I got carcinogen beats
Been compared to Monet Ive been compared to Matisse
When Im not rhymin or f___in Im lookin for trees
You're givin hand jobs by the blood bank for a nickel a piece
I bring the jams, like knottsberry n smuckers
Mother f___ers better duck cuz Im on downers and uppers
I gotta sack of nutter b___ers and a head in the gutter
I waste whack mc's like they fueling a hummer

Oi x7

Well Im the crazy mc got chainsaw teeth
Im a vegetarian aint got no beef
I Rap rhymes over beats for duffle bags of cheese
You get a s__ual release sniffin your gramma's queefs
Got more mother daughter action than Romeo and Master P
Got these b____es suckin like they vacuuming for company
My name is mc and that's the way it's gonna have to be
My tractor beams the fact that we actually the act the beat
I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit
I Don't flip burgers Im a college graduate
You can hardly handle it so go ask your a___yst
Im the catalyst that moistens the panties of management