My d___ cost a late night fee
Your d___ got the HIV
My d___ plays on the double feature screen
Your d___ went straight to DVD

My d___- bigger than a bridge
Your d___ look like a little kid's
My d___- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your s___ look like you fourteen

My d___- locked in a cage, right
Your d___ suffer from stage fright
My d___- so hot, it's stolen
Your d___ look like Gary Coleman

My d___- pink and big
Your d___ stinks like s___
My d___ got a Caesar do,
Your d___ needs a tweezer, dude

My d___ is like super size
Your d___ look like two fries
My d___- more mass than the Earth
Your d___- half staff, it needs work

My d___- been there done that
Your d___ sits there with dunce cap
My d___- V.I.P.
Your s___ needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d___s like Jesus
(X2)

My d___ need no introduction
Your d___ don't even function
My d___ served a whole lunch-in
Your d___- it look like a munchkin

My d___- size of a pumpkin
Your d___ look like Macaulay Culkin
My d___- good good lovin'
Your d___- good for nothin'

My d___ bench pressed 350
Your d___ couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My d___- pretty d___ skimpy
Your d___- hungry as a hippie

My d___ don't fit down the chimney
Your d___ is like a kid from the Philippines
My d___ is like an M16
Your d___- broken vending machine

My d___ parts the seas
Your d___ farts and queefs
My d___- rumble in the jungle
Your d___ got touched by your uncle

My d___ goes to yoga
Your d___- fruit roll-up
My d___- grade-A beef
Your d___- Mayday geek

My d___- sick and dangerous
Your d___- quick and painless
My d___- 'nuff said.
Your d___ loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d___s like Jesus
(X2)

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