Ask If We Can Have Six In
If Not We'll Have To Have Two
You're Coming Up
Our End Aren't You?
So I'll Get One With You

Oh, Won't He Let Us Have Six In?
Specially Not With The Food
He Coulda Just Told Us No Though
He Didn't Have To Be Rude

You See Her In The Green Dress?
She Talked To Me At The Bar
How Come It's Already
Two Pound Fifty?
We've Only Gone About A Yard

Didn't Ya See She Were Gorgeous
She Was Beyond Belief
But This Lad At The Side Drinking
A Smirnoff Ice Came
And Paid For Her Tropical Reef

And I'm Sitting Going Backwards
And I Didn't Want To Leave
I Said It's High Green, Mate
Via Hillsborough Please

Well, How Funny Was
That Sketch Earlier
Up Near That Taxi Rank
Oh No, You Woulda Missed It
Think It Was When
You Went To The Bank

These Two Lads Squaring Up
Proper Shouting 'Bout
Who Was Next In The Queue
The Kind Of Thing That Would
Seem So Silly But Not When
They've Both Had A Few

Well Calm Down, Temper, Temper
You Shouldn't Get So Annoyed
You're Acting Like A Silly Little Boy
They Wanted To Be Men
And Do Some Fighting In The Street
They Said No Surrender
No Chance Of Retreat

So Why Are We In The Taxi?
'Cause I Didn't Want To Leave
I Said It's High Green, Mate
Via Hillsborough Please

Drunken Plots
Hatched To Jump It
Ask Around Are Ya Sure?
Went For It But
The Red Light Was Showing
And The Red Light
Indicates Doors Are Secured.

©Official Lyric

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Sagopa Kajmer & Kolera Ne Bilirsin Lyrics
The Beatles I Wanna Be Your Man Lyrics