Last night I was surfing on the internet
Speeding through cyber s___e (you've got mail)
I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site
Oh my god I recognize that face

Grandpa he's a p___star
He's an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he's a p___star
Check out his little b___
He's on Geritol
He's shooting blanks, 80 years old (oh)

Look he's fallen and he can't get up
Can't get it up, get down
With your bad self
Find a trapeez, no BVDs
Crack that whip
Don't break a hip
Check out his funky hip gyration
He must be taking his medication
Grandpa's so hot he smokes
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke

Grandpa he's a p___star
He's an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he's a p___star
Check out his little b___
He's on Geritol
Laced with v_____, he's 80 years old (oh)

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