Well, I've f___ed 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood f__s.

If you want to know the baddest m____ f___er in the world then I'm the greatest lover alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that b____.

Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole d___ Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.

Well, I've f___ed 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.

Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag

doot doot doot duh...

Now it ain't that my d___'s so g______ big, it's just that I know how to use.
I'll never let no nickle-dime w____ ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't c__ 'til I wanna c__, cause that's my jelly-roll.

Now they're ain't no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've f___ed them barmaids, and bank clerks, I even f___ed a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers doctors and more, them fat women sure are a drag,

I tell you I'm the only m_________er in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

Well, old Harry Reams fall apart at the seams when he saw me f___ that w____.
She sucked my d___ and swallowed my nuts, and I still hollered for more.
She sucked my a__hole, she sucked my toes, she's the suckinest b____ alive.
I made her call up two more c___s, and friend that at no jive.

She don't give me no s___ about being no big time lover.
Some movie star with a jag.
Cause you ain't s___...
If you can't get Linda lovelace to gag.

And don't talk about being no full-time lover, cause mister, that's my bag.

I'm the only m_________er in the d___ world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

doot doot doot

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