I just got paid lost my job so it's a heavy night of drinking.
You can smoke in the bar so when I come home I'm stinking.
The smell on my clothes is offending to the nose
But that's not the reason that I'm stepping in.

The only reason I take a shower is so I can drink a showerbeer.

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