Eminem Ain't Nothing But Music Lyrics

[Eminem]
It's s___ like this I kick to these rich white kids
Who just might see how f___ed up this sick life is
Whoops I did it again didn't I my s___'s harder
to figure out than what Britney's t__ size is (oooh)
I probably p___ed you off again didn't I b____ (so what?)
You and Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits {*smak*}
You know how many s___s I give? I wish I did
So I can quit givin these twisted little kids ideas
This just in, Britney just dissed Justin
She just f___ed Ben, got t__ f___ed and d___ sucked him
If Affleck can get his a__ licked, how come I can't, s___?
God d___ b____, I'm rich, I can't understand this
Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet
as close as I'm ever gonna get to hittin it from the back?
And s___, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back
than Everlast, when he's pluggin Lethal in his f___in a__
Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time
Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line
to sniff, you f___ers know what time it is
f___ your jewelery my record's almost diamond, BEEOTCH!

[HOOK 2X: Eminem + Dr Dre]
What's goin on in the world today
People fightin, feudin, lootin, it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre (it ain't nuttin but music)

[Bizarre]
Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do
So f___ him, and the Backstreet Boys too
Whatever happened to the cast of Different Strokes
Gary's broke, Todd's snortin c__e, and Dana overdosed
Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (hee-heee!)
I'm up early wit my hair curly
Me and Mr. Furly, f___in Laverne and Shirley!

[Kuniva]
A lot of rappers are livin in la la land
That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men
As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad
I don't need to be a jackass to beat up my dad
My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned
And she keeps askin me why I rap wit a honky
But grannie I'm a flunky I could be a junkie
I could be hangin with the hoochies out at the club scene

[Kon Artis]
So all the independent women in the house! [HOUSE!]
Show us your t__s and shut your m_________in mouth! [WHAT?!]

[Proof]
Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie
Whitney Houston, the s___'s she's usin [SNIFF!]
Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal
Got George Michael's, Tevin Campbell's
PeeWee Herman's, peep show places
Public restrooms? Beat those cases

[HOOK]

[Swifty McVay]
Huh, your mom and dad probably mad at us [for what]
We done turned their kids into little body s_____ers
Aint like where I'm from, we don't bite our tongue
Are you sure you want n____z 21 to carry guns?
It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme
Where you work you ain't gettin paid for that overtime
It's only music, media know it but they blind
I aint in y'all light, so stay the hell up outta mine
Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dyin
If you people get offended I don't care (stop cryin!)
Tryin to get us to leave cause what we say just ain't clean (uh uh)
But holdin back on what I say just ain't me

[Kon Artis]
Now what's these parents so mad for? (Your music is bad for 'em!)
For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers
Carson drink beers, we all fart and p___ and cuss out our b____
(SHUT UP!) Broke or rich, I still do the same old s___
I don't jump in front of a camera and change no s___
So when they ask me about my sarcasticness
I just slap 'em, turn around and ask 'em this

[HOOK]