Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big Bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 911

What made Elmo snap,
Was he tired of Big Bird's c___?
They said when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's really runnin
Now that Elmo's got a gun,
The street'll never gonna be the same.

Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame Street's not real fun

*GUNSHOT*

You want me to walk around Sesame Street without a bulletproof vest?!

Forget about it!

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