Too Short 2 Bitches Lyrics

Hook:
Pimp n____s don't pay a dime,
I'm f___in 2 b____es at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,
I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find"

Verse 1:
I took 2 b____es to a hotel
I told em both "you know I won't tell"
b____, curiosity killed the cat
you gotta lick the c___ while I hit it from the back
Don't be stingy girl, lick my b____ too
You was talkin big s___ when I called you
You said you never f___ed another girl before
And you wanted me to help you so
b____, I took you down to the strip club
I told you "look around, who you wanna f___?"
You picked thick chocolate, big booty, big t__s
I told her she could have you, and this d___
She got so excited she got off work early
Jumped in the back and started lickin on my girlie
I couldn't get home fast enough
Now its time to f___

Hook

Verse 2:
When we got to my room she started actin nervous
Sat down and said "lets order room service"
I said "b____, what are ya smokin?
A big fat d___ comin from East Oakland"
I stuck it in her mouth she started moanin
I said "hang up, get off my telephone, b____"
I put the game down immediately
I'm a vet from the town started freakin them freaks
And once they started, they couldn't stop
I f___ em for awhile then I kick back and watch
Two b____es at the same time
And neither one of these hoes is mine
I don't give a f___ I'm a player
I been doin this for years, I got b____es everywhere
You think I'm payin hoes? You got the game distorted
You a trick, mad cause you can't afford it

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Verse 3:
Them b____es kissed 20 minutes straight non-stop
Strip girl on the bottom, lil momma on top
It was beautiful, you know what happened next
Spent 20 more minutes lickin each others b______
Two t__ty suckin hoes, navels and toes
b____ rolled her on her stomach, licked her a__hole
I was smokin on a fat one, layin in the cut
After seein this s___, I aint wanna f___
I wanna see how long they can keep goin
I don't know, I fell asleep on 'em
When I woke up I was gettin my d___ sucked
These hoes h____ as f___, they can't get enough
I was f___in them s___s till the sun came up
Nut in both their mouths, you ever done that stuff?
Dog baby, this s___ aint really nuthin to me
You better handcuff your ho or I'll be f___in your freak, n____

Hook

Sing it, pimp n____s don't pay a dime
I'm f___in 2 b____es at the same time,
f___in 2 b____es at the same time
Let em know pimp n____s dont pay a dime, b____
Hit the studio and write a rhyme
These tramps aint hard to find n____
b____
2 b____es
2 of em