The Bloodhound Gang Yellow Fever Lyrics

Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line that I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told her every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China mevagina's not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to legally stay within the country
She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat

c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too

In j__an the hand is used as a knife
In j__an a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung w___ Goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh my c____y she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on my knees
I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I'll have the poo-poo platter then some tuna sushi
She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan
I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of j__an
Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks
Now be a good c____y and go press Jimmy's shirts

c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too

Sing c____y sing
One more time

c____y c____y bang bang I love you
c____y c____y bang bang I know you love me too

c____y c____y bang bang c____y bang
c____y c____y bang biddily biddily biddily bang