They saved Hitler's c___, They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night. I couldn't even, believe my eyes.

If Hitler's c___ could start to talk, it would say: To kill today.
If Hitler's c___ could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!

They saved Hitler's c___. They stuffed it in Mengele's sock.
They saved Hitler's c___, and now it wants to talk.

Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog, and now it wants, some night and fog
Hitler's c___ is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gonna do!

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