I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a f__got, man.
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.

I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock a__.
You rub your little thing, when you see phony d___s in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man.
A beefy leather f__, to take you out in drag oh yeah.

I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be

Call me a f__got, call me a b___ loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanan drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a h___.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock a__.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of s___
Why don't you admit that you don't have the b____ to be a queer.

I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a h___sexual.
I wanna be a h___sexual

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