Kool G Rap & DJ Polo Operation CB Lyrics

Every eleven minutes across the USA
a man is a victim of c___ Blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following is an example..

[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
[Jinx] Hey whassup G?
[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute
[Jinx] Uh huh
[Kool] The b____ got a nice a__ and I'm tryin to get in it
[Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you tellin me this s___?
[Kool] To make sure you don't mind
[Jinx] Uh-huh
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
[Jinx] Naww n____, I'll just turn on the TV set
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some p____, get your d___ wet
[Kool] Alright bet, because my d___ is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[Kool] The b____ is ringin on my bell

Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?"
"Later n____, I'm goin to the back" "See ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
.. I'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
Because I'm dreamin about f___in her doggystyle
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
*zipper sound* f___ it, I'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her a__, and d___ the s___ is soft
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the w____ ready to let a n____ score
*knocking* Yo who the f___ is at my door?
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the f___ is up?"

"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and s___
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"

"What water n____? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight"
"Now leave me the f___ alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man"
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this b____ is pullin her pants back on her b___
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the s___ didn't work
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same s___ won't happen twice
*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
s___, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* Cause n____z like Jinx is c___ Blocking

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my c___, like a god d___ ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my c___, like a god d___ ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
Thinkin of a b____ I could be hittin, for no salary
So I called Valerie, found out the b____ was babysittin
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
suckin my d___ and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "Come over I'm alone"
And I was knockin at the door before the b____ hung up the phone
"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you" "Whassup?"
Yeah that's some s___ you gotta say to get your d___ into the p____ tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty m_________in toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
I wish this little m_________er'd take his a__ to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his a__ a book of matches (Hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little m_________er jumpin his a__ into my b____'s lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the b____ up by her hair "What's the matter baby?"
"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark "Hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then I let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the w____'s b___
Suckin on her t__ties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the d___
"Yo you ready b____?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my c___
Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my d___ out of her mouth
Yeah, the little n____'s throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and s___
"Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him"
But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little b______ is f___in up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah m_________er now we even
Forty-five minute passed, the b____ ain't back, f___it I'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!)
"Later b____," "No wait baby"
"Drop dead!" "What??"
"And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
f___ you and that little n____ for c___ Blockin!"

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
"Blockin my c___, like a god d___ ??"
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
"Blockin my c___, like a god d___ ??"

[Kool G. Rap]
So all you n____z with the helmets and shoulderpads
stay the f___ away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block n____
try out for the Jets baby, word up
Yo, that n____ Polo's c___ Blockin like a m_________er
That n____ Jinx is c___ Blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n s___
That n____ Bill Blass has been c___ Blockin all his life
And that n____ Eric B.'s c___ Blockin