The Macc Lads Nagasaki Sauce Lyrics

The weekend is coming and its time for a bath
We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh
Leave the dog at home or it will want some drinks
(Down the Nag's, get some f__s, pull a couple of slags)
Give the dog a bone and leave it chained to the sink
(Have a pint and a fight coz its Saturday night)
Pulled a dodgy boiler, it was worse than the wife
(Stand them on their heads, they all look alike)
Dragged it down to Silklands with a few of its mates
(You don't look in the mirror when you're poking the grate)

We all piled in the Viva with the vinyl roof
(And the dented b__pers from running down poofs)
Binding and puking in the backseat
(We're going down to Gordon's on Sunderland Street)

We'll have chips n gravy twice, pudding chips n peas and two fried rice
Burned baby on a bayonet and a sweet and sour pork
Half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce