The Macc Lads Now He's A Poof Lyrics

Get stuffed you a___ bandit.
One of me best mates,
He come from Macc,
And we used to go out pulling crack,
Now we know it were just a farce,
'Cos he's got s____ dribbling out of his a___.
He's got scabs from stalking other men,
We're never going to talk to him again,
He's gone all nesh and he's making us sick
We wouldn't give him cheese off us d___s.

Now he's a poof, we can't handle it.
Now he's a poof, he does spermy s___s.
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.

He's gone to pot and he's shaved his head,
He's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed,
AIDS and herpes, he's got 'em,
The evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's never in the pub, now he's no fun,
He's got sores and scabs all over his b__.
We'll have to pin him down on the deck
And pour some Boddies down his f___ing neck.

Alright?
'Cos he's a poof, he drinks lemonade,
Now he's a poof, and he's full of AIDS,
Now he's a poof, and he likes his b___ocks splayed....
Now he's a poof, he's a f___in' slob,
Now he's a poof, he's got a s___ty nob,
Now he's a poof, he's got s____ all over his gob....
Now he's a poof, he's a f___ing queer,
Now he's a poof, he's got gonarhea
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his f___ing beer.
Now he's a poof, he's an a___ bandit,
Now he's a poof, he does spermy s___s,
Now he's a poof, and he doesn't like to feel girl's t__s.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it,
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
He's a poof, he's a f___ing queer a___ bandit,
He's a f___ing poof, he drinks lemonade,
For Christ's sake he's a poof, he likes his b___ocks splayed,
He's a poof, he's f___ing going to spread AIDS all over the world,
Kill the b______....

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