Knutsford girls are fat and spotty,
Buxton girls have got big bottys,
Nantwich girlies' t__s are saggy,
Prestbury girls have got rich daddies.

Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim,
Maggie or Madge, They've all got lips and t__s and c___s and slits and pinkish bits and a pouting vadge.

Give me any old bag,
I'll f___ing f___ it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c___ like a bucket,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t___s.

Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea,
Sandbach girls have gonhorrea,
Poynton girls go out with Martins,
Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting.

Tights or stockings, they all want a c___ in,
Barbara or Babs They've all got lips and t__s and c___s and slits and pinkish bits and pouting flaps.

Give me any old bag,
I'll f___ing f___ it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c___ like a bucket,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t___s.

Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s,
They've all got lips and t__s and c___s, and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t___s.

©1991 The Macc Lads

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