Chris Rock No Sex Lyrics

[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no s__ in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want s__
And there's NO s__.. in the Champagne Room

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those n____z waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's d___ near 40
Take off that silly-a__ hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that s___
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no s__, in the Champagne Room

[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh...
No s__ in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no s__ in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...

[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your d___
[Levert: That'd be great..]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your d___
[Levert: I don't want that, no..]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f___in
[Levert: Ohh yeah..]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no..]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no s__ in the Champagne Room
NONE

[Gerald Levert]
No s__ in the Champagne Room
Said no s__ in the Champagne Room
No s__ in the Champagne Room
No no s__ in the Champagne Room
No s__ in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no s__ in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no..
Said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no s__
in the Champagne Room.. no.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none.. *fades*