Guttermouth Skaters Anthem Lyrics

Hey how did everybody get in my room?

It's saturday, another perfect day
Till I hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier
You're f___ing gay
f___ you, outta my way
50,000 j______s all on rollerblades
Greased up, dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it wont hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yeah
But until the day you learn to surf or skate
College j______ f__gots
Sportin oakley shades
All on rollerblades
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie its fun to skate
I'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun
Looks like i better run
14 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yeah
This sport is so extreme
You roller disco queens
Goin to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland yeah
She blades to shrink her thighs
So she can justify
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun yeah
Neat, neat I really think its neat
I'm stealing every trick from every
Skateboarder I meet
Neat, neat I really think its neat
You stupid f__got roller bladers
Roller wonderland
c__ guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
c__ guzzlin fruit cakes
I hope you break your f___ing neck

You stupid rollerskater, get the f___ outta the way!