(feat. Mr. Short Khop & K-Mac)

[Intro - 'Big Worm' talking]
Yeah that's cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this d___ up on in ya

[Verse 1]
[Ice Cube]
If I was f___ing you right about now
You'd have a d___ stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your f___ing crew
On how this rap n____ d___ you down
Tenderised them guts and didn't have to kick you down
Who this b____ n____ wit' you now?
Do we know about your X-files?
And your s__ styles?
And all the n____z that you think about f___ing
And the s___ you know you really wanna do when we buzzin' (hahaha)

[K-Mac]
If I was f___ing you, s___, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
You're cute as f___, plus that a__ is tight (hype)
Get the f___ on 'fore these n____z start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna f___ tonight
Give head and everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me, a gangsta, after the club

[Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f___ing you, I'd be pakin the p___
The h____ weight d___ gettin' laid is for chips
b____ I'm tryina' make grips
Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep though a a__-spanking', breakin' down walls
With tactics, n____ used two prophylactics (double-up)
Hit the t___ chopper style
Bang it up back (echo)

[Hook]
If I was f___ing you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on

[Verse 2]
[Ice Cube]
If I was f___ing you, you'd be like f___ everybody
Cube, this p____ yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a n____
Open doors for a n____
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a n____
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
n____z calling K-Mac, b____es calling Kelly
Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential d___s

[K-Mac]
If I was f___ing you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
Buying n____ s___, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed-out
Bank account tapped-out
Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-a__ n____z make the s___ so easy
(He was f___ing me?) for sheazy

[Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f___ing you, I'd let the homies f___ too
Run up in the guts, bust nuts and we're through
Have you fiendin'
Cooch screamin, needin' cleanin'
Creamin', tag-teamin', suckin' s____
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving n____ scully (got you)
Hold it till you choked off the b____ then got gut
And roll one to smoke, grab my s___ and shake my spot

[Hook]

[Outro]
['Big Worm' talking]
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
Ango urgin', probably be vomiting d___ for a week though
Suckin' on s____, hahahahahahah...
Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it

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