Futuristic Sex Robotz Welcome To The Internet Lyrics

PC Speaker:
sit down and take five while I defrag your drive,
with Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5,
if you bought MySpace Records Volume 1,
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun,
my harddrive is huge, MP3s are external,
back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal,
at the puter all night cause my life is nocturnal,
data backup a__ures that my p___ is eternal,
"You crazy," that's what all those b____es got to say,
so I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ,
friends only cause I don't want my Mom to see,
if she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable TV,
but I don't give a f___ about those internet hoes,
I gotta cut em off before they want to propose,
cause the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs
Delete from my buddy list, that's how it goes

Motherboard:
Futuristic s__ Robotz, always on the scene,
and we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP,
we don't have no love for the internet skeeze,
cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

Coaxke:
trippin b____ in bathroom stalls,
waitin for a fine a__ b____ to call,
the THC hits my CPU,
and I'm chasin after dimes like an Orthodox Jew,
plug and play a b____, I'm a player b____,
like some virus s___, countin web site hits,
my Punisher fan grill is illin,
when I see you on the street, your s___ will be spillin,
I'll infect you with Sasser and MS Blaster,
pop-ups be poppin up faster and faster,
I master a DAT tape full of raw raps, perhaps,
my s___ make your whole crew collapse,
all you hackers, who gettin on my case,
Coaxke is here, and I'll reformat your f___in face

Motherboard:
Futuristic s__ robotz! Always on the scene.
And we'll heat up your case just like, and Athlon XP.
(Coaxke:Futuristic s__ robotz m____ f___er!)
We don't have no love, for the internet Skeeze,
cuz our Paypal acounts are over flowing with green.

PC Speaker:
sit back, cause I got a little story to tell,
and no I'm not talkin about no AOL,
I'm talkin about how FireFox saved me from browser hell,
while I was usin Internet Explorer on my DSL,
FireFox 0.3, it spoke to me,
it said "I'll make your life better than you ever could dream,
I'll get rid of all those pop-ups for free MP3s,
and I'll blow spyware's head off while it's down on its knees"

PC Speaker:
Yo, if you were spyware, you can't hear this s___ anymore because you're f___in dead, m_________er. We bustin up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm Punisher fan-grills, m_________er, and if your Mom talks s___ to us, we'll kill her and burn her in a m_________in van, m_________er, and write about that s___ in our LiveJournals, m_________er, and if you want somethin crazy, like pineapple, f___ you, we'll kill you m_________er.