If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation that you're facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation

It represents the hardhat, gunrack, achin'-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation.

We're all one big family, throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation for your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation.

It represents the mud flaps, six pack, bare crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar a__ociation
Do not delay, contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA

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