Ryan:
A long time ago in a land far away
lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
but so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
you'll hear her secret wish.

Sharpay:
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince.

Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Maki hiki mala hini hu
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.

Ryan, the fog?

Ryan:
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
that has left him all wet and scaly.

Sharpay:
I sing from my heart of the power of love,
just a girl with a ukulele.

Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each *tender* gill.
My sweet prince.

Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Maki hiki mala hini hu
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.

Now this is where we lean into the whole
kabuki thing.

Sharpay Ryan & Girls:
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
and the ocean had a fit.

Sharpay:
(Ryan, where's my ocean!?)

Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:
Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.

Sharpay [spoken]:
(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)

Sharpay & Ryan:
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
So words I will not mince.

Sharpay:
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.
This is real fish talk... No lie.

And then the fish turns into a
gorgeous prince and sings:
I'm Prince Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
A maka hiki mala hini hu
(With me!)
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu

Sharpay;

EVERYBODY!

All:
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Maki hiki mala hini hu
Humu humu nuku nuku apua'a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.
waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.
waka waka waka niki pu...
pu...
pu!

Ahh...!!

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JustSomeLyrics
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