~Music and lyric by Randy Newman

Sulley:
If I were a rich man
With a million or two

Mike:
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view

Sulley:
And if I were handsome

Mike:
No way!

Sulley:
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing

Mike:
Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied

Sulley:
You green with it

Mike:
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know

Sulley:
Yes, I know, I know, I know

Mike:
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Both:
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me

Mike:
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothing
No!
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue

Sulley:
Looks good on you

Mike:
But I wouldn't have nothing
if I didn't have you

Sulley:
Let's dance

Mike:
Look Ma, I'm dancin'
Would you let me lead?
Look at that! It's true
Big guys are light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me!
Don't you dare dip me!
Don't you dare dip me!

Ow, I should have stretched

Sulley:
Yes, I wouldn't be nothing
if I didn't have you

Mike:
I know what you mean, Sulley:
Because

Sulley:
I wouldn't know where to go

Mike:
Me, too, because I

Sulley:
Wouldn't know what to do

Mike:
Why do you keep singing my part?

Both:
I don't have to say it

Mike:
Ah, say it anyway

Both:
'Cause we
both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have...you
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

Mike:
One more time
It worked!

Sulley:
I don't have to say it

Mike:
Where'd everybody come from?

Sulley:
'Cause we both know it's true

Mike:
Let's take it home, big guy

Both:
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have...you

Mike:
You, you
A, E, I, O
That means you, yeah.

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