This song goes out to all you
m_________ing b____es out there that
ever gave me some s___.
f___ you m_________ers!

Yeah!
m_________in' yeah!
f___!
Yeah!

I never carry a gun
I just carry my tongue
When it's not knee deep in pork
It's acidic and forked

I'd mission abort
Don't need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
'Til you're clutchin' your heart

Playin' Mario Kart
With Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Heart
And wear my shades when it's dark

Don't retort or remark
You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
*fart noise*

I'm Slaughter comma Sarge
AKA Commissar
Ballin' like stalin' from USSR
s___'s so fluid so far

Thanks to Matt on guitar
Yo DJ, take 'em to the part
Where I turn rap into art

Yeah, m_________er
Check this s___ out

I'm a bad a__
I ain't gonna f___in' spell it
I get up on the mic
And then I f___in' yell it

No need to embellish
I'm selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The like's of which you never delt with
m_________er!

Yeah, m_________ers.
You think I'm f___ing kidding?
f___ all you d___s
that were giving me s___.

Screw you
Especially my three older brothers
I'm never going to forgive you guys
For giving me all those noogies, and wedgies.

f___ that s___, that s___ wasn't cool.
And all those guys in Junior High
That were making fun of me because
I got caught masturbating at that birthday party.

f___ you guys, you guys are f___ing a__holes.
I hope you get cancer of the d___.
And everybody in high school that
Made fun of me because I was too asthmatic to play Ultimate Frisbee

And I had to sit on the bench the whole time.
And read f___ing books about Narnia.
f___ you guys.
And all those colleges that didn't accept me.

My parents got me a tutor
So I'll see you b____es next year
Word.
I'm out.

[n]

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