3rd Bass Oval Office Lyrics

This recording, is a collection
Of unintended indiscretions before microphone

Oh who locked the door?
A hard man is good to find.
Open the door!
The principles.. of friction

[nice] this feelings a function, so step to this
[serch] aint the average boys who do this
[nice] door is opened, to office summoned
[serch] yo pete I think youre in there man! (Im coming!)
[nice] reception warm, not a handshake
My hands shook, barriers about to break
[serch] she was seated, legs long and slammin
[nice] oval office opened, so lets begin!
Push my point across, firmly
[serch] core proposal
[nice] prime minister serve me, surely (surely! nyuk nyuk nyuk)
I serve you with motion
And doors open wider, coast in
[serch] secretary said, put serch on line two..
Yo, put him on hold!

That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 4x)

* [mc serch] - speaking in background *
Aiyyo pete man, let me in man
Im here to get r_____ed yo, so step off
Nah Im not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, youre not d___in on me
Your boy look like the great pumpkin
Youre frontin like you play the pumpkin
Move your elbow, because Im in there!

[serch] the meeting rotates
[nice] mockneck or cactus?
They got my head boss..
[both] she attacked us!
[nice] with a treaty for disarmament
[serch] we signed
[nice] figured theres no harm in it (oh alright alright alright..)
So I disarmed
[serch] and I poured the scotch
And asked the prime minister, mind if I watch?
(oh my goodness!)
[nice] yeah, I reckon
You keep minutes, Ill let you get second
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
Presidential pardon, let me g yo!
[serch] lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
[nice] the oval office work is never done!
[serch] never done!

That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 2x)

* [mc serch] - [pete nice] speaking in background *
Aiyyo Im serious man, did you have s__?
Nah man
It was you that did it!
Filet of sole on the oval office
On a peanut b___er leg
Yo..
She got down to my knees and it spread!

That towel was related to my husband! (repeat 2x)

[nice] gin, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
The oval office aint nothin but a boot magnet
[serch] close to close, but pete freaked it anyway
[nice] serch said
[serch] prime, lets do the three the hard way!
[nice] and knockin like were knockin
[serch] boots!
The office flooded with the s__ check suits
Deploy missiles of the mx variety
[nice] spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[serch] i release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
* woman moaning uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh *
And in the oval office
[nice] finally peace!
Motions carried out, played it like presidents
[serch] whats the oval office?
[nice] our permanent residence!
[serch] meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
[nice] aiyyo bush!
[serch] were audi like elvis!

Aiyyo serch youre in there man
Youre finally in there, for the first time man!
Victims of these classic b____s..
Yo move that thick body of yours
Move that thick white body!
Victims of these classic b____s..

[mc serch]
Yes, yes -- woooooodiee!
Ive got the woody!
Ive got the woodie -- and Im gonna get the head
Victims of these classic b____s..
I can feel it! you gotta understand see
Victims of these classic b____s..
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
Theres too much b___-waxin, no --
Theres too much vaseline usage
Theres too much ky jelly
Cause Ive got the wooooodiee!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, youre a girlie man
Youre a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the oval office
Youre just a girlie flabber man, you hamster man
Im a great man, youre a flabber man

Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard rob never got the wood
I heard rob is frontin like the great pumpin on the woodie
And I heard seth lover? he got the wrong woodie
He needs the positive... woooodieeee!
Aiyyo Im goin home man; Im goin home to tell my mother (boots!)
Im goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*