Weird Al Yankovic Burning Down the Church Lyrics

Watch out
Some bozo's lit the altar
Kooks and crazies
Someone wake the pastor

Why would anybody try
Burning down a church?

Guess what?
Your afterlife is over
Not nice
Hell's got some nasty weather

You just went and p___ed god off
Burnin' down his house!

The Ten Commandments first appeared
When Moses brought those tablets down
He made the rules pretty clear
Love your neighbor, mom and dad
And don't you swear when you get mad
And don't set churches on fire!

God's house
It's such a holy temple
Stop now
You're lower than a pimple

Saint Peter ought to break your knees
For burnin' down a church!

Bob and Joe and Spike and Brad
Are washin' cars and wipin' tires
Getting' people together
Maybe you could lend a hand
And make up for some sins you've had
And save your b___ from the fire

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