Louise?

Yes, sir?

I want ya in here right now!

I'll be right in.

d___ straight you'll be right in

What do you need, sir?

What do I need? You know what I need

Uh, no I don't, sir

I want you to come on over here, fish my c___ out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a while!

Sir, I don't think I can do something like that!

Oh, you can and you will, b____! Kneel down, now!

What if someone comes in?

You think I give a flying f___ about that s___? You get over
here and you start suckin it!

Well, alright...

Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourself some candy

Okay...

Okay, a little lower, though...

Umm... alright...

Little... little lower...

Yeah?

No, to the left!

Left?

d___, b____, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants!

O.. Okay...

Now the tighty whities, pull that s___ down too

Mmmm....

Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?

What do I think of what?

This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the s___ a little

Uh, okay...

Lower, baby! Gettin warmer...

Okay...

Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that s___ out for ya

Yeah, that would help

Whoop, there it is!

Haha... What the f___ is that?

Play with the s___

Okay...

That's right, jack it up and down

Well...

Up and down!

Well, it's hard to grab onto!

Keep tryin, you thick fingered b____! Use your pinkies!

Oh, okay... I'll try that

Yeah, now we got it goin on...

Yeah?

Let me f___ those pinkies...

Okay...

Yeah...

Okay...

Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Tell me how much you love it

Ooh, I love it

Tell me it makes you h____

Ooh, I'm gettin real h____

Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac

But it isn't!

I don't give a s___ if it is or isn't! Say it is!

Alright! Your d___ is bigger than a Tic Tac!

d___ right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it's
bigger than all that s___!

All that s___ put together!

Now don't get crazy on me, b____, let's keep this s___ semi-real

Aw, I like a man who shaves down here!

I don't shave that s___, b____! I'm still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!

What? You mean you haven't reached p___rty?

I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a d___ in your mouth!

Okay...

Well, then suck on that s___!

Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here

That's a pimple, you dumb t___!

Ugg...

Move your mouth lower!

Mmmmm

Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!

I'm on it?

That's it!

Okay!

Oh, that feels nice!

Okay!

Oh, hell yeah!

Yeah, there you go!

Oh, oh, s___, f___, ow!!

What's wrong?

It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!

I'm sorry, sir!

Don't be flossin with that s___, you gap-toothed b____! Be careful!

Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay?

Do somethin!

Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay?

Yeah...

Yeah, baby...

Yeah!

Yeah, you like that, baby?

Oh, yeah!

Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face!

That was the pimple again!

Oh, uh uh...

Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. b____!

Okay, you fat f___!

What's that?

I'm just playin with ya, haha...

Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!

I'm on it?

Oh, oh smoke that roast, b____...

Okay...

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!

Oh, okay

I got s___ I wanna do to you, woman!

Oh boy...

Time to pull your dress off... You're gonna get f___ed!

I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that really possible?

Don't give me no lip, b____! You want me to smack you in the
face with this s___?

Hahahahaha

"Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the f___in dress off!

Well, alright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom

You know I can't wear that s___!

I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha

Condom! You've been watchin too many of those x__ movies,
seein that fake d___ s___ those actors have hangin off their real d___s

Those aint fake d___s, those are real big d___s!

b____, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they
really got s___e ships and Chewbaki and all that s___! Stupid,
colorful b____! Hahahaha!

Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to f___ me now, or what?

Try? I'm gonna f___ your eyes crossed, you apathetic b____!
Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, b____, how you like me now?

Is it seriously in?

In? You gotta stop f___in all them rhinos and blue whales! Not
only is it in, but the s___'s about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you're on the pill, b____, cause I blew that wad all up in ya

I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here

s___, yeah, clean yourself up, b____. There's a beach towel in
my bathroom

I'll just use this Q-tip

Whatever, just do it and get the f___ back to work!

Okay, BB d___!

What's that?

I'm just playin! Bye!

s___, what a life I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... d___ good...

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