Too Short Can't Stay Away Lyrics

Yeah that's right
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you n____s how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you n____s even started rappin'
1983, Too $hort
Word for word
Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

A n____ like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b____ with a lot of b___
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no a__
But she's okay if she got cash

b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but b____es with no a__
I woke up early felling right
Do the same d___ thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good b______ from a real fine b____
Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of b___
She sucked my d___ and then we f___ed
That good tight p____ I couldn't pass
A light-skined freak with so much a__
At 1 P.M. I was f___in' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every b____ I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need glasses"
Where's them b____es with the big round a__es
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Bring two b____es then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different b____
Waitng on the bus someone was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That a__ is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "Short she's all that"

b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

Every single day of the week
For every n_____ living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get f___ed and get some head
Cause b____es all over wanna get f___ed
I just need one with a lot of b___
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty b____es took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the b____es with a__ stay home today"
And he said "Short what now"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town
I thought them b____es out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it f___ed my mind

b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

We hit the beat town like Oakland players
I knew it b____es was everywere
The first one had t__ies so fat
But that don't work her a__ was flat
The second b____ was flat too
Talked about the b____ like a m____fuckin' fool
I said beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your a__ baby what happened
She turned around caped back on me
Said "f___ you n____ where's your teeth"
I dam near fell jummping out the car
But I slapped that and slapped her hard
My homie said "Short we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that b____ on her big flat b___
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b____ a I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat a__
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that b____ "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them n____z who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that s___ never happend again

Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

The invasion (Beyotch) is on

That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game