Kottonmouth Kings Tha Joint Lyrics

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, whos got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Where and when, it probably fell out your ear
Ima look behind the couch, finding all kinds of s___
Hair pins, erasers, crumbled up pieces of paper
Broken pagers, and a half pack of grits
Cuz I slipped on my floor walking up the stairs
Could still be camouflaged, hidin in my hair
Behind my ear nestled in the back, but it aint
I know because I checked, Im still searchin for the dank
You probably threw it out with your old pack of cigarettes
Look in the trash can, your as high as you get
Sometimes you forget, smokin one to many hits
About to look in my caddy, down the walkway bricks

I jumped out the screen door, mac light in hand
Searchin down the sidewalk, leadin to my van
I hit the alarm and the door just slides
I check from front to back and side to side
Then I let the alpine play
Got the 6 disc changer, read-out display,
Called my boy dave, who gets paid to skate
Bling, hello, I think it fell by your gate
Well its not in my van, so I checked my jeep
Limited edition 4x4 with leather seats
Looked in the ashtray and only found a roach
I was so f___in high I forgot that we had smoked

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, whos got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint

I got the joint, but you aint gonna smoke it
Come around get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around it disappears like hokus pokus
Im gettin amped up, in different states of mind
I hit a depth for a track as I prepare my rhyme,
Sometimes Im real high, besides I dont lie
Look at all these phony people tryin to make supply
Yeah, you sly in your flashy suits
You sellouts get the f___ outta here, bail out
I sag my jeans, rock hemp and (? ? )
I got a 85 caddy, give a f___ about the billboard
You live at large with your three car garage
Your ferrari, bm, and lamborgini coutures
I smoke hard, blow large, keep you guessin
Up in the treehouse, like a bird, nestin
Loungin, youll be amazed how Im steppin
Its a blessin, lookin over my ground
Eyes like a owl head, rotates around
360 degrees in a circle

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, whos got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Yo I got the joint and its rolled with precision
Precisely sliced in the ends, surgical incisions
Its like religion, my blunt rollin routine
Its a process, and yet it comes guaranteed, by me (by who? )
m_________in johnny richter
If you lay on the work then call me johnny the evictor
To play with my money is to play with my emotions
Like tokens in vegas, your a__ is cash
I got incredible dank, as it lingers out the chamber
Mind blowin smoke, unbelievable taste
Jack frost have you lost, seeing stars in s___e
Laced up to the moon, pluto, then neptune
The earth is greenest, smokin bong loads in venus
The rings of saturn gettin lost in s___e
Homebase it the place we blaze the most weed
I gots the joint is the bomb a__ (? ? )

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, whos got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Just a player with the big hair, baby (? ? ) five
Still b__pin, getting high, constantly red eyed
12-28, full of b____es inside
1605, where the homies reside
We fly, first class, with the (? ? )
Rockin vertebrae (? ? ) wallet chains on their hips
Saggin jeans, dcs, pocket full of weed
I got what you want, tell me what you need
And Ill proceed to bust out the pounds and break em down
Got connection to pc, cali, and chi-town
Whether up north, down south, or the inbetween
Red, purple, orange, or the lizard green
I got the joint but you aint gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus

Yo, whos that peepin in my window?
Hope its not a po-po
Cuz then they gonna see my crops

I got the joint but you aint gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus

Back wall hydroponic system, stealthy position
With couple thousand watts
I got the joint but you aint gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus