Ek was bang in Suid Afrika
Ja die violence het my begin pla
So I packed for Perth and I moved to Australia
I took Buksie and my wife Sandra
And we went to live down under
Where I watched footie and a plawn on the barbie mate
Maar ek raak gespuit, want ek voel uitgesluit
Oo ek mis vir Johnty en vir Josie en ja ek mis selfs vir Luit

Take me home Johnty Rhodes
To the place, where the rainbow grows
Gauteng Province, Kwa-Zulu Natal
Take me home, from this Aussie hell

Sandra had a perm in Perth, it wasn't even five bucks worth
Sandra wanted highlights and a bob with a feather cut
Maar toe Sandra uit daai salon stap,
Met haar kop gesny soos n skaap
Klap sy daai Sheila oor die till met haar krokedil handsak.
Sandy kon dit nie meer hou nie,
Sonder Loving en Egoli
Oo she missed her maid and al daai koeke van die tuisneiwerheid

Take me home Johnty Rhodes
To the place, where the rainbow grows
Gauteng Province, Kwai-Zulu Naidel
Ja, take me home, from this Aussie hell

Buks ry sy fiets skool-toe.
Leer van koehalas en die kangaroo
En van die eiland wat onstaan het as gevolg van n hengse groot krater
Hy doen sy taak vir Biologie, op n regte Wallaby
En soos n Springbok dit sou doen staan later net n wallaby kapater
So I told myself myself, you've got security and wealth
But how I miss Madiba and I even miss the Minister of Health

Take me home Johnty Rhodes
To the place, where the rainbow grows
Gauteng Province, Kwai-Zulu Naidel mate, (hoeka-chaka)
Take me home, from this Aussie hell

I'm watching cricket and it's very dark
But the sun shines at St. George's park
And the band goes mad as ou Johnty klaps another six
Now I can't control my keel,
Which is burning vir n koue kasteel
Then I'm running up the stairs
Shouting Buks word wakker kom Sandra!

Ag now we're home it's so nice
Here in Gangster's Paradise
They took my TV last night
But it's better than living Down Under

Take me home Johnty Rhodes
To the place, where the rainbow grows
Gauteng Province, Kwai-Zulu Naidel Hey mate, (hoeka-chaka)
Take me home, from this Aussie hell

Take me home Johnty Rhodes
To the place, where the rainbow grows
Gauteng Province, Kwai-Zulu Naidel Hey mate, (hoeka-chaka)
Take me home, from this Aussie hell

Well bring back yeah, to the hottest golfer in the
world!! Oh yeah!
Ernie.....who else???

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