And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that huh me working for you

Signs signs everywhere there's signs
f___in' up the scenery breakin' my mind
Do this don't do that can't you read the sign

And the sign says anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey what gives you the right
To put up a fence and keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here he'd tell it to your face man you're some kind of sinner

Signs signs everywhere there's signs
f___in' up the scenery breakin' my mind
Do this don't do that can't you read the sign

Oh I say now mister can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch no you can't eat you ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside uh

And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own f___in' sign
I said thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me I'm alive and doing fine oh

Signs signs everywhere there's signs
f___in' up the scenery breakin' my mind
Do this don't do that can't you read the sign

Signs signs everywhere there's signs
f___in' up the scenery breakin' my mind
Do this don't do that can't you read the sign

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