Isaac Hayes Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of b___er... mmmelted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my b____? They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my b____ in your mouth

Oooh suck on my chocolate salted b____
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salted b____,
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my b____

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my b____ stick
Then preheat the oven to three fiddy
And give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my b____? They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my b____ in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted b____
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salted b____,
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my b____

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
Smell like somethin' burnin'
Well that don't confront me none
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneakin suspicion
Oh man baby...
Baby! You just burned my b____!
Help me, my b____ on fire
????? baby
My b____ are burning
Give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
My b____ are burning
Oh my goodness
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
Do somethin'

Oooh! Suck on my chocolate salted b____
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em! (They're on fire baby!)
Suck on my chocolate salted b____ (Put 'em out baby, blow)
Ohh, suck on my b____ baby
Suck on my b____ baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate b____
Come on baby
Whoo, whoo.. suck on my b____