Interlude

What the f___ is yo name m____ f___a.......

Long Rod.....

Fat frank......

Stiff Peter...stiff, stiff peter

I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen up.....I may just save your relationship

They took a d___ from California, transplanted that m____ f___a to Washington DC and it f___ed the nation....

An answer...an answer......... and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a b____'s mouth

CHORUS

That d___ Almighty ...all...almighty, that d___ Almighty.....all...almighty....that d___..................almighty

d___ Almighty's of no surprise...it'll f___ all the b____es
All shapes and size

She'll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black c___

He'll tear the p____ open cuz its satisfaction, the b____ won't leave its fatal attraction.
d___ so powerful she'll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay

That d___....will make a b____ cry, when f___in' a b____ that's tight inside
That d___ ....has got a spell on you, once it gets inside you'll act a fool

That d___....will make a b____ act cute, suck my d___ b____ and make it puke
Jump up on it; grab it like you want it...
If you could wear a d___...b____, you would flaunt it

CHORUS

b____es are the one's thinkin' d___s get soft, they f___ one time and they got off
Thinkin' its slick just to ride the d___, they'll make a n____ c__ and then he'll quit?

But not the long one...I won't play that s___, put her a__ in the buck and kill the c___
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thick...last name almighty first name is d___

That d___...is a m____ f___a, I can't be p____ whipped by a d___ sucka
That d___...will drive a b____ crazy; b____es wanna f___ when you're tired and lazy
That d___...sometimes costs you money, don't be blamed for a child that's not yours dummy.
That d___...is a greedy b____'s dinner....I let a b____ feed before I go up in her

CHORUS

b____es go crazy at the all night f___, starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good d___ is hard to find, I kill that p____ then f___ your mind

b____es like the d___ just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they don't dumb freaks, to spend time with the d___ the Almighty

That d___...will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the a__
That d___...will make ya hurt yourself
When you don't have d___ you'll finger f___ yourself?
That d___....is an awful thing but you bull-dykin b____es are f___in' up the game, rubbin' belly to belly and skin to skin, f___in' like hell but ain't no d___ going in

CHORUS

OUTRO
When a women is about to grab my private personal parts......I want her to grab my private personal parts......grab my private personal parts

This record is dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough...
A Hard man is good to find.....a hard man is good to find

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