Insane Clown Posse The Stalker Lyrics

The stalker
The stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie

(Violent J)
So I'm gripping this old piece of s___, right
Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at eight
"f___ no, you're loser"
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your a__
But I ain't nagging
To the next light in my pink Volkswagon
Oh, excuse me hoe, but I'm Violent J act like ya know
"Violent J the country singer"
No, Violent J the Southwest gangstero
So I followed her home (Huh?)
Cause I got it going on (Hooo!)
And I'm in the haugghhh (Yep)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker

"So what happened?"
"Well I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life. I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went"

(Chorus)
The stalker
I think that this hoe likes me, yeah
She tells you to f___ off with such class!
Said I think that this hoe likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a__!

(Violent J)
Well the stalker stalks his target
Just happend to see her at the super market
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut b___er sucks
You wouldn't like Jiffy it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these?
She ran away scared and I'm staring at her b___ cheeks
Cause I know she love me
She wanna tease and please and rub and dub me
*ring*
"Hello?"
"Hi, it's me."
*ring*
"Hello?"
"You love me."
*ring*
"Hello?"
"I love you."
*ring*
"Hello? Hello?"
Biggitty baw boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick....no luck
Peep through her window
Jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know when Joker caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker

"Are you okay?" "I don't know, because I know he'll be back.
He always comes back. I'll never be able to lead a normal life again." "It's okay."

(Chorus)
The stalker
I think that this hoe likes me, yeah
She tells you to f___ off with such class!
Said I think that this hoe likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a__!

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
Hoochie, coochie, poochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
Smoochie, coochie, poochie

(Violent J)
I've been hawking for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a f___ing kiss on the cheek
She's with some f___ face
I'ma put that college boy in a neckbrace
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night, I snuck in her back door
With a bucket of chicken and a bottle of Faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe, creeping
Cause I know my baby's sleeping
Snuck in the bedroom looked through
Aaahhh!! She stuck me in the eye with a broom
Pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom
Ran through the living room
Ran for the bathroom
Gotta take a dune
Now I'm stressed, pulling out my hair
I think I heard that b____ upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clicking sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the b____ anyway, f___ it

"So what'd you do?" "I tried run but he was always right there, just ahead of me. He would always catch me and hurt me."

(Chorus repeat until end)
The stalker
I think that this hoe likes me, yeah
She tells you to f___ off with such class!
Said I think that this hoe likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a__!

(rest of track is the answering machine message from Joe's former girlfriend's ex-boyfriend)