Hey, listen, we're so sick of it
fire water is the devil's drink
don't want it, no more chugaloo
empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk

Minerals, vegetables, health food and some peppermint tea
no more of that liquid death
no more beer, no more booze, we'll play healthy metal instead

No whiskey, you can have our beer
we'll be living in sobriety
immoral, drinking is a sin
prohibition is a good idea

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
stone cold sober - gonna stick to the Perrier
alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

Don't do it, through your beer away
there'a a better way to have some fun
at parties, if you wanna booze
get a six-pack of tomato juice

Minerals, vegetables, health food and some peppermint tea
no more of that liquid death
no more beer, no more booze, we'll play healthy metal instead

Believe it, we are clean and dry
we could play a gig at double a
headbangers on a water binge
if you're heavy don't you drink and dive

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
stone cold sober - gonna stick to the Perrier
alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

The future - we can see it now
merchandizing heavy metal link
thrash soda in the water bar
multivitamins - we got our fill

Minerals, vegetables, health food and some peppermint tea
no more of that liquid death
no more beer, no more booze, we'll play healthy metal instead

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
stone cold sober - gonna stick to the Perrier
alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

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