South Park Gay People Lyrics

- Mr. Garrsion, can I ask you a question?

- Of Course, Stanley. What is it?

- Mr. Garrison, what's a h___sexuel?

- Ho..., well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley. Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their n___-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

- I guess.

- Good. I'm glad we can have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practise football like a good little heterosexual.