Tech N9ne Welcome To The Midwest Lyrics

The only real place to be.
The middle of all controversy.
West of the Mississippi.
Welcome To The Midwest.

Pistol packin' and money mackin' rappin' about the city where killa's keep it crakin' too dark and gritty back in the dizzy jackin' was happenin' gafflin' many cacklin' now we packaging crack and the addict will pop.
Kansas City, Missouri feel the fury of the inner city poverty stricken novelty spinnin', follow me quick into the bottom we gotta be thizzin' no frickin' apology given you trippin' we lick a shot.
Get ready to brawl hometown breakin a jawbone clown you ain't a criminal killa be ready to get up and fall on down.
Look at the darkside full of the g_______in' hookers with choppers and the coppers they keep the thangs rangin'.
You ain't gotta be killa gangsta to know that you can die tryna hide sides thangs for the dough after the club get to skippin' cause they trippin' off in the Mo.

It doesn't really matter where you go, where you've been.
Beautiful foreign lands you been in.
Gun play rains, summer and shine.
Stay inside you should be fine.
Ill show you follow me.
Welcome To The Midwest.

It's a city where anybody can cause you bodily harm when you walk on my city hardly armed.
Hardly safe to show ya face apes will erase with lethal blades blazy ya for the paper nowhere to hide on either side of the wild the Gucci the Prada Krizz and the millimeter will follow ya holla we scream go get ya some things go get you a thing load it up with hollow ones light it up like a hallogen.
Look at the crime rate, no wonder why I hate n____s keepin' they people i'm seekin' em when you leavin' em people the bay they'll take em away if it ain't in the day hurry get your people outta the cage the Midwest it's more than just a lil' chaotic and if we ain't got it we plottin' of robbin' em for they chips.
That'll be the nature of the beast to keep the peace I keep my peice when I'm in the Midwest.

Hands up if ya wit' it stand up did ya get it Midwest do ya dig it we the Shizer.
d___ tough, we can get it manned up when ya make a big stress hella wicked recognize us.
Hands up if ya wit' it stand up did ya get it Midwest do ya dig it we the Shizer.
d___ tough, we can get it manned up when ya- WeLcome To The Midwest.

If you trippin' we givin' ya a lobotomy, cannibal you hannibal can't imagine my psychology.
Poppin' better be the way ya thinkin' of stoppin' me get on top me quick before I bring what I got on me click.
The money the mackin' the murder is all that we know.
With the sun and you black on the diry I'ma gather me dough.
If ya hustlin' maybe the place you can get it for low get ya package pack it gotta get it and go.
Never walk in my city when alone better draw down.
Move the babies out the way catch a stray in the K-Town.
Boss in my city never crawl never fall down.
When the millimeter spay in ya way ya better lay down.
Gangsta mobstas everybody know.
Cause in the town ya wanna clown around at the shows.
Pack in the milli cause everybody silly so get ready to hit the flo'.

It doesn't really matter where you go, where you've been.
Beautiful foreign lands you been in.
Gun play rains, summer and shine.
Stay inside you will be fine.
I'll show you follow me.
Welcome To The Midwest.

Where you go, where you've been.
Beautiful foreign lands you been in.
Gun play rains, summer and shine.
Stay inside you will be fine.
I'll show you follow me.
Welcome to the Midwest.