EPMD Jane Lyrics

[ Erick Sermon ]
Yo, what's up PMD?

[ PMD ]
Ayo coolin man, done with this album,
about to take it up to Leon
Wills, see what they say.

[ E ] Hold up man, we ain't bringing nothing
up until I diss this girl, man.
[ P ] Aw, you ain't going to go into that Jane thing again?
[ E ] You know I had to diss her! I told her
don't mess with me, you know?
[ P ] But why you gotta be bothering with
that skeezer? That was way back
in 1986!
[ E ] Let me tell you how it went anyway

[ E ] Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews
[ P ] Turn on the radio put the s___ on snooze
[ E ] So when it's time to get up, the radio comes on
[ P ] Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song
[ E ] Five minutes later I hear someone knocking
[ P ] Yo outside yo, my stereo's rocking
[ E ] Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"
[ P ] It was me, the P double E M D
[ E ] I said yo
[ P ] I said yo
[ E ] What's up trooper? I have a girl
and she wants me to duke her
[ P ] Why didn't you?
[ E ] I woulda have been, only thing
she brung along a friend
So PMD (Yo?) Why don't you do me a favor?
Chill with the b____ and I'll hook you up later
She's fly, haircut like Anita Baker
[ P ] Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I'll take her"
She came in, I said "Hi my name is P"
She said "Hello my name is J-A-N-E"
I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name"
It reminds me of a high school flame
[ E ] She came behind me and then she rubbed my back
She started moaning and said "Yo, let's____ the sack"
Went to my room because she was kinda bossy
Girl broke buckwild
[ P ] And started playing horsey
[ E ] She showed pain but inside she felt joy
[ P ] Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"
[ E ] Three o'clock on the dot
[ P ] Tired of busting her
[ E ] Woke up in the morning to my
record "You're a Customer"
She left me a note, she called me the medicine
Said next time you have to be better
[ P ] Bigger
[ E ] Stronger and much faster
[ P ] And you don't quit, EPMD rock double
[ E ] To the funky s___!