Daphne & Celeste U.G.L.Y. Lyrics

OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill, 'cause you ain't ill

You're ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary, you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(So funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly
You ugly

U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
Get busy [X9]
Your mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!

U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie

U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly

Spaghetti arms
Limp b___
Freak show, ugly

U.G.L.Y., you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, hey, hey, you ugly
U.G.L.Y
You could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y
Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y
U.G.L.Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly