Kottonmouth Kings Dirt Slang Lyrics

Yo man I got some sick a__ s___, I got all kinds of bongs
I got f___in, I got paramaxes, I got graffix
I got all the dope s___
I got superbowls, I got f___in skunk weed, I got skillz
Listen I'll get me on the court, you know what I'm saying? I got skillz
Look I got crossovers, I got dimes, I got lobs, I got ups
I got all kinds of skillz
I got homeboys, I got weed, I get high. I'm f___in
I got dope remote control car with fat a__ f___in whomper buds
f___in varsity team, D-Loc said represent

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors
Crazy man

Suburban ebonics coming out my mouth
Take a lesson b____ boy I gots Kottonmouth
But your square nerdy a__es won't understand
So yo, break em off a fat a__ piece man
Dirt slang, it starts like this bro
I play dunk ball with the homies and I eats pink taco
714 bustin up yo a__
Suburban white bonics they don't teach in class
It's the psychedelic hip hop punk rock s___
So let me tell you mother f___ers who your f___ing with
Well I'm Saint Dog and I spills my schpeil
When I gets lit I like to bark some s___
Like it sucked up, cracked out, c___-eyed b_____
I only kick licks and a I don't shoot brick
I got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my s______ sac
I got a gang a gear, I keep my kicks on a rack
From Airwalks to Bocks to Docs to Birkenstock
Top it all off with some old skool socks
No wonder why your old lady rides my jock
I got her tied up like a boat to a dock
Yo I twist up your mind with my wicked hog say
Uck-fay ou-yay umb-day itch-bay
Aint-say og-day ever-nay lays-pay
Now that's the type of s___ comin' slurred from Saint
Emergency, emergency 911, Kottonmouth's on the mic
So you b____es better run

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors
Crazy man
Dirt slang