Saint Smythe Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality Lyrics

Old Godzilla was f___ing around Tokyo City like a big playground
When Suddenly Batman j__zed from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat-c__ spray
Godzilla got laid and began to f___ back but didn't expect to be f___ed by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O' Neal in the back seat of the Batmobile!
Before they could make it back to Aaron's love shack, Abraham Lincoln tea bagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat and blew Batman :-D
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face.

This is the Ultimate Orgy of h___sexuality
Good guys and bad guys with d____s as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of f_______ and much sodomy
This is the Ultimate Orgy of h___sexuality

Godzilla took a s___ on Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff s___ all over crime
And then Shaq came back in Godzilla's scat then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get h____ so he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked: Indiana Jones' thirteen-inch d___
Then he took Godzilla from behind, reached around for his c___, which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed, and penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he gave the peace sign as Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
With Optimus Prime and they both got some then they all got showered in Care Bear c__!

This is the Ultimate Orgy of h___sexuality
Good guys and bad guys with d____s as far as the eye can see
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the Ultimate Orgy

Cue p___o music, a funky jive chorus, down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a d___ as hard as bones attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground smiling with glee as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy!
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise and buried Batman's face in between his thighs.
Then Gandolf the Pimp and Gandolf the Ho, Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie and Tony Curtis in a pink bikini,
Robocop and Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader, Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger,
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spock, the Rock and Charlton Heston
Came out of nowhere, lightning fast and they all f___ed Norris's cowboy a__
It was the greatest bukkake the world ever saw making j__anese men stare in total awe
The s__ went on for a century, many c___s were sucked but eventually,
A champion stood, all the girls got wetter; Mr. Rogers in a c__-stained sweater

This is the Ultimate Orgy of h___sexuality
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons as far as the eye can see
t__s and v_____s and coming, all continuously
This is the Ultimate Orgy (one great big Lesbian orgy)
This is the Ultimate Orgy (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the Ultimate Orgy of h___sexuality