She'll have another piece of pie
she'll have a double reuben rye
she works hard at eating well
that's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
her arms are bigger than my legs
and when she holds me I can't breathe
that's why I love her

Yeah, I'm her b___er she's my bread
she's like mobile waterbed
and when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
she's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm
she's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
and when she's on me I get flat
some broken ribs a punctured lung
that's why I love her

She's my phillie, I'm her stud
her bean is bigger than my pud
it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
that's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

That's why I love her

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